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Tuesday Pick-Me-Up

A friend told me this joke yesterday and I absolutely loved it!  Enjoy and please share your own real estate humor!

When the last of their three children was about to leave home, my parents decided to buy a smaller house. The real-estate sign went up. A week later, a second "For Sale" sign appeared two doors away. "Soon you'll have new families on either side of you," my mother remarked to the neighbour whose house was in the middle. "We're thinking of putting up our own sign," she replied wistfully. "It would read: 'Was it something we said?' "

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Comment balloon 5 commentsSal Poliandro - Bergen County Realtor • November 11 2008 02:32PM
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